"What do you think?" Kathy Hilton asked an inquiring reporter. "This is pathetic and disgusting, a waste of Tax Payer's money with all this nonsense. This is a joke."
Weitzman didn't disagree. "To sentence Paris Hilton to 45 days in jail to me was uncalled for, inappropriate, and bordered on the ludicrous," the attorney said. "It was clear that she's been selectively targeted in my opinion to be prosecuted because of who she is."
It took the accusations being thrown out into public by Miss Hilton's attorney for the media to finally begin looking into the wide spread conspiracy against Paris Hilton, but it is amazing what they have found out since the investigation began.
Investigators have uncovered that the conspiracy actually goes back to the birth of Paris. The trusting Hilton's were first led down the wrong path when a naughty nanny actually placed a silver spoon in the then innocent mouth of Paris. Doctors are still not sure of all the ramifications, but it is clear that being born with a silver spoon in your mouth leads to a sense of entitlement and general unpleasantness. Although it was quickly discovered and the naughty nanny was relieved of her duties, the damage had already been done.
The next person in the conspiracy, one who is deeply interwoven into this story and the same person already fingered by Kathy Hilton, Tax Payer. Tax Payer has been a silent business partner with the Hilton family for a number of years by being a regular customer of the various Hilton businesses and by supporting the career of the younger Hilton with viewership of her reality show. The once hidden trail of Tax Payer has now been picked up by creative journalists and the truth brought to light. It is actually Tax Payer, not the well meaning Hilton parents, that raised Paris to be the poor child now sentenced to a heart breaking 45 days in prison. Yes, Tax Payer has been the one to destroy this young soul by not teaching her manners, the difference between right and wrong, a sense of accountability, respect for others, or enough respect for herself that would have allowed her to refrain from being a skank. Now Tax Payer, according to Kathy Hilton, has wasted money on the prosecution of the same Paris Hilton that Tax Payer helped to create.
Finally, the legal system is to blame. It can be proven by Someone that many years ago, laws were put into place to punish crime breakers regardless of wealth, or race. Now the legal system is trying to enforce those laws on Paris Hilton, and that is just not fair.
I am asking whoever reads this to stand up and voice your disgust about what is happening to Paris Hilton. You need to ask yourself what will happen if we start to treat the rich and famous like regular citizens. Are you prepared for the consequences? Can you live with Paris Hilton being in jail for 45 days?
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You remind me of a young Jonathan Swift. You should write for The Onion. You really are a good writer. Very clever.
I didn't even think that you had written this until the end. It is very professional. I love it, and Paris.
I love Paris in the spring.
Dude, that's awesome. Your sarcastic wit is just what The Onion would kill for. I think you have a career in writing in your future.
I agree! Write for the Onion and throw Paris in jail. I bet a lesbian sex tape will come out of it.
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